Malty and Buddog Rule
Malty and Buddog own two human adults, one male and one female. The humans names are; female is Susie or mom and the male is called Dean or Dad. I have co-owned these humans for 13 years and Buddog has own them for 14 years. Buddog and I share notes of human training techniques to achieve the highest level of performance from our humans, eight legs are better than four when training humans. Our humans are very happy that we have chosen them and we live in central California. Both Malty and Buddog have completed full CHT courses and attend all update classes (CHT=certified human training).
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Malty:
I am a male Maltese with long human like white hair born in Fremont, California. I am very handsome for my age. One of my favorite hobbies is to run and play with one of my human friends (Greg) and his remote control 4X4 Ford truck. We sometimes play until the battery goes dead on the black Ford 4x4. My friend Greg will always put the battery on the charger so we will can play again. The most fun that I have had with Greg and his truck was last Fourth of July when Greg would load fireworks in the pickup bed allowing the fireworks to stream as Greg would steer the 4x around the court that we all live in. I would chase after the 4x as the sparkles and smoke streamed from the pickup bed of the truck. Buddog does not care to chase and play with the moving 4x as I do but he does enjoy watching as I will attempt to out maneuver the nimble Ford 4x.
Me (Malty) with Ford 4x and my human in the back ground
Note: the human can't keep up.
Another hobby of mind to surf the Internet and play all kind of computer games on the computer. My favorite game is a NASCAR racing game. My friend Greg and Elva gave it to me. Sometimes I let my human dad play. When I am not surfing or playing games I help my human dad with his web site and other projects. He is a slow learner but with a little more training he may get the hang of it. I use a lot of treats when working with him, it seems to keep his attention span a little longer.
Me again helping my human on his web page.
Don't try this at home, only a CHT professional should ever attempt training a human on a computer.
I love to travel, normally I fly on my vacation trips to the East Coast when I/we visit relatives, but this past year (2001) we travel in a Ford truck to visit with them. We normally stay with the humans that we own families while we are away and sometimes we stay at a motel. We always have to pay extra for our humans to stay in the room with us. They are really thankful and happy that Buddog and myself have allowed them to come along with us. We visit with their families but the best part of the vacation for me is when I visit with my friends there. Buddog and myself have a lot of friends in Alabama and Georgia. You know how humans like treats so we take them out for an ice cream it seems to make them very happy.
Buddog & Malty vacation 2001
Note: Our humans were so excited that we allowed them to travel with us,
we had to make extra stops for them to rest and the constant call of nature.
Humans should learn to hold it like Buddog and I do.
Here are some of our other four legged friends that we visited in Lubbock, Texas. Our humans seemed to enjoy visiting with them also.
Mom was so happy, she even shared her blueberry bagel our friends.
I will have to ask Buddog for their names, I have forgotten,
you know how it is when you are around humans a lot.
Buddog:
I am a English Cocker with buff color hair and I also was born in Fremont, California. I helped Malty with CHT classes but Malty has traveled a lot more than I have. He enjoys flying but I don't like it very much. I travel by car or truck when possible. My favorite hobbies is to go fishing. It seems to make my human dad happy to go along with me when I fish. I do not care what type of fishing I do as long as I can go fishing. My human dad likes trout fishing the best so I always make a special effort to take him when I go trout fishing. I have been teaching him how to troll with lead core line. The worst thing in training humans on the lead core technique is to straighten out his real when he gets a backwash of his line. Like Malty said don't try this at home, only CHT professionals should ever attempt this.
Malty had just told me about one of his air flights back east (scary).
Malty was telling you about NASCAR Racing game, well our human dad really got really into it enough so he wanted to go to a race. We took mom and dad to Sears Point Raceway a few years back to see a NASCAR Cup event and the noise is too much for Malty and me. We used different designed ear plugs but nothing would muffle the thunder of the race cars and the ear plugs were very uncomfortable. Dad said that he would get us frequency scanners so that we could listen to different crews and drivers as well as muffling the Cup cars exhaust noise and I have yet to see the scanner after almost 12 years. We allow mom and dad to go to the races on there own but both Malty and I have given them stick rules that they must follow or they will not be allowed to go ever again. Can you believe dad broth me a Goodyear racing tire that came off of one of the race cars. I had asked him what in the h _ _ _ he though I would want a used tire. He then explained that he was going to use it to make Malty and I dart board so we could play cricket and other dart games. So dad did, Malty and I will have to say it is pretty neat for a human especially when they are handicapped and can't use there feet to help hold things like we can.
I will have to get Malty to teach me how to use the scanner, but for now we borrowed mom and dads digital camera for this photo.
I have to admit humans sometimes have some pretty good ideas, yes we gave him treats.
Don't say anything to Malty but here is a photo of Malty before he became a CHT. He is so confident in his work, it may take months before he finds out about me uploading this old photo of him. I will have to keep a close eye on the web page because Malty will do a payback when he sees it.
Check his due out, ha, ha...
This one is a laugh
Malty boarding an Airplane
Malty and Buddog will do more work on this site after the holidays come to a close. This is hardest time of year for us because of the extra care it takes to ensure that our humans are happy and safe.
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5/22/2002